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Mike : Yo… what happened last night at Aww Shit?
Kuki : Umm… It got pretty messy… you don’t want to know!
Mike : I really do cuz you threw up on my girl!
Kuki : Really? Nah dude, this is how it went down. So… I started the night having a few drinks whilst listening to The Germs and couldn’t help but think about how I was going to quit my lame job on Monday! Feeling pretty down I decided that I’d head out to Aww Shit for a bit of a cheer up.
I got there at about 11:30 and the place was pretty packed and the vibe was pretty dope. I saw Hwissey and Moshi getting drunk at the bar… so like any good friend I decided to partake in the festivities. 15 drinks and 5 shots later I decided it was time to get Crunk on the dance floor… They played Wu Tang… and I lost my shit! Whilst getting crunk (yeah that’s a word I use now), I started dancing with this chick on the dance floor, you know the one you introduced me to? F***, I forgot her name. Whilst doing my usual ‘try to dance but I’m way too f***ed up’ waltz… I felt a thud and an instant pain through my face, like I had been punched… but I hadn’t been punched! The f***in’ DJ threw his sneakers at my face… weird! I got to keep the sneakers though!
Anyways after nursing my wounds I felt the need to drink a little… OK a lot! So I went to the bar to smash a few more jugs. Whilst drinking, I saw that girl you introduced me to, she was really worried and asked if I was OK, I said yes, and decided to have a crack at her. I tried to lay down some game but was a complete fail… she felt a little sorry for me and decided to take me home. All I remember is waking up naked, feeling really sick and throwing up in the bed… Where the f*** are we anyway?
Mike : At my house! Meet my ex girlfriend Vanessa!
Kuki : Yeah that was her name… Vanessa! So, I’ll let you guys sort this out. Catch you at the next Aww shit?
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That’s right… lock away 19th June (Saturday) and be prepared for an epic night as Fat Kids return with the second installment of AWW SHIT! (Australia’s BIGGEST Street Culture Party - Winter Edition). This time we are alleyway dwelling at Roxanne Parlour! Hosted by the one and only Louie Knuxx.
As usual we got $15G’s worth of streetwear threads, skateboards, DVD’s and a heap more to give away! What would an Aww Shit be without a Sneaker and T-shirt battle? The winner takes home $4G’s worth of gear!
We are also featuring live Street Art by 2 of Melbourne’s most respected female artists Peach and Miss Riz of Sketch City. The girls will be throwing up 2 pieces, one sprayed and one acrylic.
The 1’s and 2’s will be controlled by Australia’s favorite DJs Spleezy, 25th Hoodlum, Ms Butt and the infamous DMC Champ B.two. Aww Shiiiiiit!
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What: Aww Shit! (Winter Edition)
When: Saturday, 19th June 2010
Where: Roxanne Parlour
Level 3, 2 Coverlid Place, Melbourne 3000
10pm till late
Pre sale $15 Door $20
Please contact info@iamfatterthanyou.com for all press/media inquiries or visit www.awwshit2010.com for more info.
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