Signs that indicate that you have been a single guy for way too long:

1. You suddenly think that you are a chick anti-magnet.
2. You tend to develop very bad eating habits.
3. You pour out your feelings towards women.
4. Your dating standards seem to go down.
5. You get a pet, most probably a Cat.
6. You look at all your female friends as potential girlfriends.
7. You play a lot of video games.
8. You consider your mother’s dating advice no matter how bad or good it is.
9. You look up your previous old flames.